Here is an example written by my husband. I found this on my WIP when I came back from going to eat with my mother. Always the funny guy that one.
“Hot Slits” by My Husband
Dirk Gibblets looked at the hot lady in the red dress at pizza hut.
“God damn look at those hot slits.” He moaned forcefully, his engorged phallus shining like a purple headed candle in his shorts. “I'm so erect.” “I'm going to spurt soon.”
The lady was all “no pepperoni on that” and Gibblets couldn't handle it anymore and he tore off the cloth covering her snatch and went to town on it with his earlobe, all the while whacking his organ into a breadbox that was on the counter. The pizza hut employee was embarrassed and went on his lunch break at this point.
“Let me see this hot sliTs” he bellowed and he reared back and took a peek. “Oh yeah this is what I want to see at a pizza restaurant” and his glans was all covered in spew. “Unhhhh”
The lady was still waiting for her pizza and was looking in her purse for a tic tac.